Coffee is nearly as popular in much of the UK now as it is in the States. In fact, in much of London, you can't discharge a shotgun in the streets without winging at least two artisan coffee shops, making cold-brewed coffee with beans sourced from individual smallholdings in Guatemala. Not surprisingly, Starbucks wants a bit of that action, and is going upmarket and artisan with the Reserve cafe in central London.
Located just off of Upper St Martin's Lane, immediately inbetween the Ivy, where well-heeled diners talk about Alan Yentob over seared tuna, and The Mousetrap, where bewildered toursits totter out going, "Well that was crap," Reserve boasts some impressive coffee tech.
First up there's this Clover machine, which is apparently exclusive to Starbucks and uses a process almost like a cafetiere/French press in reverse. Ground coffee and hot water are placed in the container at the top, and allowed to steep for 30 seconds, before a piston rises and falls below, creating a vacuum that sucks the now-brewed coffee through a mesh.
I'm going to be honest and say I know nothing about coffee, although I drink gallons of the stuff, but the result is very 'smooth'.
Make coffee at home with our favourite espresso machines
Prefer something easier? Check out our top rated pod coffee machines here
For the traditional Starbucks enthusiast, who mainly uses its establishments as places to blag free Wi-Fi, Reserve is also a big leap forward. There's up to 100Mbps connectivity, and also wireless charging. Just pick up a Lightning or USB charger from the middle of the table, put it in your phone's socket and place it artfully on this charging point. Apologies for the foccacia crumbs.
The coffee beans used are exclusive to Reserve and come from single crops, so will change throughout the year. As well as familiar South American and African varieties, there's Vietnamese. As you can see, everything looks considerably more upmarket than what you get at your standard Starbucks, and they don't even have Katie Melua playing in the background.
Now we move swiftly past the AMOLED display screens, which loom over artisan sandwiches and cake… You'll note that there's a platter of agreeable cheeses on the end, and that's cos Reserve also does sharing plates, between 6pm and 9pm, with table service and everything. Oh, and if you really can't be doing with coffee, artisanal or otherwise, you can also get boozes from around the world.
Upgrade to smarter living
Get the latest news, reviews, deals and buying guides on gorgeous tech, home and active products straight to your inbox.
…Which brings us to this milk frother, nestled amidst the syrups and milks. Looking like an elongated blender, this violently agitates milk to create a much denser froth than you get with traditional steaming methods, and is also cold rather than hot.
Applied to the top of an espresso you get something that looks like Guinness, has an 'interesting' mouth feel, with the mix of hot coffee coming through cold, thick froth that's almost like whippped cream. And then there's a sprinkling of cinammon on top, because it's Starbucks. That is really nice, actually, if odd.
Moving in a more low-tech direction, Reserve also makes use of the syphon method of coffee production. This is about as labour-intensive a way of making a drink as you can imagine, and a long way from the usual Starbucks ethos of pour-it-out-write-the-guy's-name-on-it-but-spelled-wrong-and-then-hand-it-over.
Coffee syphons resemble a lab experiement in which you boil water over (in this case) a halogen burner, causing it to evaporate and then condense in the syphon's upper chamber, where ground coffee is added to it. After brewing for 45 seconds, you then remove the syphon from the heat, again causing a vacuum to form, which pulls the brewed coffee down through the filter that sits between the upper and lower chambers of the syphon. Got that?
The result is a brew that is, if anything, even smoother than the Clover machine, with none of the bitter notes that you generally associate with coffee.
And real coffee nuts will also be pleased to know that chemex pour-over coffee is also available (smoothness rating: high), as well as all your boring old espresso variants, most of which are again not what you'll find in your high street Starbucks.
The tech fest is rounded out by the ability to pre-order drinks via the Starbucks app, ordering in the cafe itself via tablet-wielding staff, and a complete absence of tills, to get a contemporary, contactless payment vibe going. You can still pay by cash, but you can imagine that Starbucks would rather you pay by contactless, Apple Pay or its own, pre-paid cards.
If you have issues with Starbucks' approach to paying tax and employee relations, it's doubtful that craft ales, artisanal coffee-making, cakes and agreeable cheeses are going to sway you, but as an example of a mega corporation trying its hand at a style of retail that's been the preserve of rivals who are either more upmarket, more independent or both, Reserve is undeniably pretty impressive.
The staff definitely seem to know a hell of a lot about coffee and were hugely enthusiastic in their attempts to explain the difference between Vietnamese and Ethiopian varieties to me. Their skill, and the range of cutting-edge coffee tech being employed means that even the most ardent caffiene snob is likely to be impressed, even if they won't admit it. Also, I recommend the artisan cheese plate. Mmmm, cheese.
Yes, that was a lot of uses of the word 'artisan', wasn't it?
Duncan is the former lifestyle editor of T3 and has been writing about tech for almost 15 years. He has covered everything from smartphones to headphones, TV to AC and air fryers to the movies of James Bond and obscure anime. His current brief is everything to do with the home and kitchen, which is good because he is an excellent cook, if he says so himself. He also covers cycling and ebikes – like over-using italics, this is another passion of his. In his long and varied lifestyle-tech career he is one of the few people to have been a fitness editor despite being unfit and a cars editor for not one but two websites, despite being unable to drive. He also has about 400 vacuum cleaners, and is possibly the UK's leading expert on cordless vacuum cleaners, despite being decidedly messy. A cricket fan for over 30 years, he also recently become T3's cricket editor, writing about how to stream obscure T20 tournaments, and turning out some typically no-nonsense opinions on the world's top teams and players.
Before T3, Duncan was a music and film reviewer, worked for a magazine about gambling that employed a surprisingly large number of convicted criminals, and then a magazine called Bizarre that was essentially like a cross between Reddit and DeviantArt, before the invention of the internet. There was also a lengthy period where he essentially wrote all of T3 magazine every month for about 3 years.
A broadcaster, raconteur and public speaker, Duncan used to be on telly loads, but an unfortunate incident put a stop to that, so he now largely contents himself with telling people, "I used to be on the TV, you know."
-
Save $60 with this super cheap Ring starter kit in Lowe's early Black Friday sale
Two Ring best-sellers for how much?!
By Lizzie Wilmot Published
-
Amazon combines Harry Potter with Bake Off for a magical new Prime Video show
Harry Potter and the Gregg's Order of the Phoenix
By Rik Henderson Published