1. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Keeping boys and grown men locked up in their bedrooms during the 90s, guiding Link through enormous levels and environments was a full time job, so any time for girls was strictly a secondary objective.
Next Virtua Tennis
Chances are you've got hold of your copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops and for those who feared losing their jobs, held off till the weekend to get royally stuck into the cinematic shooter.
This of course will be much to the dislike of your other half, who has plans to get an early start on the Christmas shopping/drag you round to her folks/watch The X Factor or all of the above.
With the gaming commitments likely to win the battle for your attention, take a trip down memory lane and remind yourself of the games so engrossing that the only thing you'd be getting intimate with was your control pad. We've already listed 20 games that'll save your relationship, now it's time for a round up of the games that have the opposite affect.