New Zealand All Blacks rugby shirt now so black it's like how much more black could it be?
...And the answer is none more black. And there is some other tech in it as well
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As New Zealand stand ready to tear England's rugby team a new one in their match this Saturday, they have a new weapon in their arsenal: increased blackness.
Okay, we can't even believe we're reporting this, but the All Blacks' shirts are now all blacker. How black are they? Well you know on really expensive TVs or AMOLED smartphone screens, how the blacks are all, like, really black? Well their shirts are blacker than that.
Developed over two years by top boffins at Adidas' doubtless scary and shadow-wrapped HQ, aided by Dan Carter, Richie McCaw, Conrad Smith,Liam Messam and the unfortunately-named Israel Dagg (five Kiwi rugby players, one of whom we've heard of), the shirts also boast "Dynamic Stretch Analysis". This is, "an exclusive body mapping system that measures players' bodies as they move revealing strain applied to skin and in which direction."
Article continues belowWe think this means that the way the fabric stretches can be analysed after wearing because a visible "map" of how it's moved during the game is created. This also means that armchair fans of the game can buy the shirts, wear them, and plot the development of their beer guts.
The fabric, known as "Woven Carbon" offers two-way stretch, extreme strength and flexibility with breathability. "It's used in the sailing industry," Adidas says, though it doesn't specify for what. Presumably not deckchairs.
The jerseys come in two varieties. The first is for forwards and is a little looser, so they can bind on at scrums easier. The one for backs, by contrast, is skin tight. That's to give an unprecedentedly homoerotic showcase for all those hours spent in the gym. Oh, and to make them harder to grab hold of. Development of both jerseys was based on findings from the aforementioned Dynamic Stretch Analysis.
About 10,000 hours went into the development of this miracle shirt, with five rounds of testing in Germany, France and New Zealand.
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Oh, and they've made it more black. Did we mention that? That's by removing the white collar found on the previous version and making the numbers in gunmetal silver. Says Israel Dagg: "It makes me feel stronger... It will be awesome when we run onto the field and the other teams are faced with the wave of black.”
Duncan is the former lifestyle editor of T3 and has been writing about tech for almost 15 years. He has covered everything from smartphones to headphones, TV to AC and air fryers to the movies of James Bond and obscure anime. His brief is everything to do with the home and kitchen, which is good because he is an excellent cook, if he says so himself. He also covers cycling and ebikes – like over-using italics, this is another passion of his.