Whether you've got a small flat or a palatial home, it won't clean itself.
While we wait impatiently for somebody to invent do-everything domestic robots, we’re stuck doing the vacuuming ourselves - but that doesn’t mean technology can’t take some of the drudgery out of it.
We think the best vacuum cleaner for general purpose cleaning is the Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Animal Upright. It's a do-anything vacuum cleaner that won't let you down. But if that's not to your taste, there are other options below.
Read on for our pick of the best vacuum cleaners to buy today.
How to buy a vacuum cleaner
From delicate dust-busters to dazzling Dysons, there are vacuums to suit every space and every budget. When looking for the best vacuum cleaner for your needs, there are three key things to think about here, other than price.
There’s the power and energy rating - don’t let certain newspapers fool you; Europe’s energy efficiency rules don’t mean vacuums aren’t powerful enough any more – which tells you how effective it’ll be; there’s the length of the hose and power cord if you’ve got a lot of space to cover or stairs to sort; and there’s the adaptability of the device.
Make sure you’re comparing like with like in the spec sheets: some vacuum cleaners list their power in watts (W), which is how powerful the motor is; others prefer to list suction power in air watts (AW), which tells you how much suction the device delivers. Inevitably there’s going to be some compromise.
Cordless devices tend to have less power and considerably less storage than corded ones; vacuums with big motors and big dust canisters can be heavy; and entirely automated vacuums take forever and need emptied frequently.
It’s also a very good idea to check out YouTube real-world demos to hear how they sound. Here are the five best vacuum cleaners money can buy:
The 5 best vacuum cleaners you can buy today
If you’re looking for the cutting edge of cylinder technology then the upright version of the Cinetic Big Ball is the best vacuum cleaner out there at the moment. It’s so good at what it does that it doesn’t even need a filter, and the air it expels is cleaner than the air you’re breathing.
Dyson’s Big Ball means it’s considerably more manoeuvrable than it looks, and the brush bar and Turbine tool are brilliant for picking up after shedding pets. It’s good for stairs too, with a maximum reach of 15.25m. Like all big Dysons it’s on the heavy side at nearly 9kg, but that ball makes it feel a lot lighter when you’re using it.
Dyson may hog the headlines but domestic gods and goddesses know that Miele make magical appliances too. They’re just not so flash or showy. Its cylinder vacuums put almost all of their weight on the floor instead of on your arm, and the Comfort Boost EcoLine offers 800W of suction with a boost to 1200W for particularly strong spider removal. It’s exceptionally quiet, glides around hard floors and offers a great combination of cleaning power, energy efficiency and quiet operation. Don’t put this one on carpet, though: its little castors aren’t designed for that. These vacuums are bagged for mess-free emptying, which is handy if you don’t fancy visiting the wheelie bin every time you need to empty them. See more Miele vacuum cleaners at Amazon
Few people would describe the sound a vacuum makes as pleasant, but some are actively unpleasant: we had one bag-free upright that sounded like we’d opened the very gates of Hell, which you don’t really need on a hungover Saturday. Hurrah, then, for quiet cyclones such as AEG’s SilentPerformer, which promises not to exceed 72dB. That’s the volume of a shower, or a dishwasher. It’s triple-A rated on hard floors (there’s a multi-floor model if you need to do a lot of carpet work too) and the 6m cord means you can cover a lot of space without having to find a plug socket. The fact that it looks like a space marine’s helmet is a bonus.
If you thought the Dyson Big Ball was pricey, wait until you get a load of this: with an RRP of £520, the V8 is extraordinarily expensive even by Dyson standards. But it’s extraordinarily good too, with twice the suction of any rival stick vacuum and a battery that’s good for up to 40 minutes (25 minutes with the motorised floor tool or 7 minutes if you go for the high-suction mode). It converts to a handheld so it’s great for cars and caravans, but its small size does mean that you’ll be emptying it a lot. It’s best suited to stylish flats and other relatively small spaces, we think: it’s not really designed to hoover an entire three-bed semi.
Dyson wasn’t the first firm to make robot vacuums - the likes of iRobot and Electrolux have been making them for ages - but for our money we think the 360 Eye is the smartest robot vacuum around. Let’s accept the fact that robot means incredibly expensive and concentrate on what it can do: it runs for 45 minutes between charges, it has tank tracks to cope with every kind of floor, and it offers truly outstanding cleaning in the places it can reach. That’s because it’s taller than a Roomba, so it can’t get under radiators or low sofas. There’s an app too, which you can use to bore people at dinner parties by showing them maps of where your robot has roamed.