Weird News: Patrick Moore and bees on drugs

Posted by Richard Wordsworth on Fri 12 Mar 2010

With all this talk of iPads and 3D tellies, sometimes we can lose track of the stuff that really matters.

Except instead of this stuff really mattering it's completely daft, and instead of losing track of it we've put it into a handy list for you to read.

Modern Warfare 2 giving you problems? Get Patrick Moore on the line. Yes, the Patrick Moore. Did we mention he plays the xylophone?

No matter how legendary or fantastical your hideousness.

How about changing the name of your town to "Google"?

Climate change can wait. Right now we're giving these bees some cocaine.

What's the worst that could happen?

Catering to that key segment of the Venn Diagram where "is in a job centre" meets "owns an iPhone".

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