The Dixie Chopper Xcaliber: Lancelot's lawnmower

Posted by T3 Online on Mon 21 Apr 2008

The world's fastest grass cutter

Picture the scene: your neighbour Mr Jones is polishing his Flymo on a Sunday morning, and you come hooning into view in a blaze of glory and grass-cuttings on this beast. There goes the neighbourhood.

But it doesn't just look like something Freddie Kruger would pootle around on: the Chopper Xcaliber has it all. With an impressive 38 hp engine, capable of speeds of 15mph, it's the world's fastest lawnmower.

If that's not enough to severely irritate the entire street, you can also plug in your iPod and blast some heavy metal while trimming your edges. Keep the playlist short though, as the Xcaliber is capable of clearing a 9.2 acre plot in under an hour.

Coming at a price-tag of £5,670, it certainly isn't cheap. But it'll be worth it just to see the look on Mr Jones' face.