It's what the App Store has been missing all these years; an official Paris Hilton iPhone app.
The new app allows fans to stay in touch with the socialite 24/7 with news updated and exclusive personal pictures as well as shared playlists of the heiresses favourite songs and the chance to enter a Paris Hilton look-a-like competition.
You can upload your own photo to be judged 'Hot or Not' by fellow fans, take Paris Hilton quizzes, fan polls and link up with her Facebook and Twitter profile. You can get all of Paris' "insights" on the go, according to the iTunes blurb
Paris herself said: "I wanted to make it personal to me. There's a thing called Hot or Not Hot where you upload a picture and people can vote on you.There are some tips and things that I do. It's a lot of fun." Amazing.
Perhaps best of all is the BFF mode which allows you to paste pictures of Paris into you're own photos and share the results with your friends, so you can really feel like her Best Friend Forever.
Even better news is that the app will only cost you £1.79 and is available to download from the App Store now.
Don't worry Android and iPad fanciers. A version of the app will be coming to your device soon. Perhaps the full version of One Night in Paris will be available to stream in a later edition?
This app almost makes us want to trash our iPhones out of the pure terror that the Paris Hilton app could somehow end up spreading like Hepatitis C at a Motley Crue album launch. *Shudder*