The situation: Young âuns are whinging for endless bunting festooned around your abode .
The solution: Everything you could ever want to go completely Yuletide crazy ape bonkers can be found under PartyKioskâs Christmas tab.
From Â£1.45, partykiosk.co.uk. Order by December 12.
Harry Potter 8 Disc Blu-Ray Collection
The situation: Bafflingly, they wonât want to watch your Mad Men boxset.
The solution: The complete Blu-ray boxset of Harry Potter films, in a limited edition, numbered box no less, will conjure up hushed awe and concentration. Expelliarmus!
Â£67, play.com. Order by December 20.
Nubo Bioelectric Buff
The situation: Festive drinking has, ironically, left you looking dried out.
The solution: Nubo Cell Dynamic Bio-Electric Buff polishes your face while charging its cells with magnetite dust. So thatâs good, we expect.
Â£38, mankind.co.uk. Order by December 19.
The situation: Christmas is being held at a Peak District cottage, which calls for some off-road wheels.
A Landrover Freelander will get you through this fine landâs less bucolic rural scenery, even if it pelts it down with snow.
Â£495 for a week, 4x4vehiclehire.co.uk. Pick up on confirmed booking date.
Abel and Cole Veg Box
The situation:The supermarkets are plum out of sprouts. And sprout out of plums, come to that.
The solution: Get yourself a fresh Christmas Day fruit and veg box from Abel and Cole, rammed with everything your roasting dish deserves.
Â£25, abelandcole.co.uk. Delivery from December 20 to 24.
AQ Audio Airplay Smart Speakers
The situation: Youâll require christmas classics ringing out from every room in the house on the big day.
The solution:aQ audioâs battery-powered airPlay smart speakers can be placed throughout the house, unleashing a blizzard of wizard.
Â£219 each, aqaudio.com. Order by December 21.
B&W Zeppelin Mini
The situation: Mum will demand a veritable sonic buffet of festive classics.
The solution:Let Spotify sort it out, then pop your phone into B&s Zeppelin Mini. The speakerâs super sound quality will surprise the old dear.
Â£299, johnlewis.com. Order by December 16.
Serenata Christmas Wreath
The situation: Your doorâs wreathless austerity is making the neighbours cry.
The solution:The Pomander Xmas wreath from award-winning Serenata can be with you within one of Earthâs revolutions.
Â£45, serenataflowers.com. Order by December 23.
Delonghi Mini Oven
The situation: Youâve realised that your oven wonât be capacious enough to cook the glut of festive goodies.
The solution:Bolster your cooking space with the DeLonghi EO12001W mini oven. Itâll happily take a 6lb turkey.
Â£70, johnlewis.com. Order by December 19.
Derek Rose Pyjamas
The situation:Boxing day looms and youâre in need of all-day comfort in the style of Hugh Hefner.
The solution:Any of the enormous luxe cotton and silk pyjama range at Derek Rose will allow you to slob out without compromising on style.
From Â£50, derek-rose.com. Order by December 22.
Eversfield Organic Turkey
The situation:Big day is looming and you donât have a turkey, jive or otherwise.
The solution:Award-winning Eversfield Organic will deliver a hand-reared, farm-fresh bird as part of an elaborate meat feast.
Â£74, eversfi eldorganic.co.uk. Order before December 16 for delivery on December 21 or 22.
Fortnum and Mason Celebration Chiller
The situation:A snifter or six is required.
The solution:Fortnum & Masonâs Celebration chiller ticks all fizz boxes with bottles of Fortnumâs Brut Reserve NV, pink Champagne, Prosecco Valdobbiadene and Camel Valley English sparkling .
Â£120, fortnumandmason.com. Order by December 16.
Great British Chefs App
The situation:Your Yuletide guests demand fine dining. You canât cook .
The solution:The Great British Chefs Feastive food porn app contains recipes from, as the name subtly hints, great British chefs.
Â£1.99, greatbritishchefs.com. Available instantly.
The situation:Your bristly facial hairs will scare the heck out of Grandma.
The solution:Remove them with Philipsâ latest electric razor, the AquaTouch. It pivots into every weird nook of your oily, turkey-deformed visage, to leave you smooth.
Â£50, boots.com. Order by December 22.
Play-Doh Mega Fun Factory
The situation:Computer games and movies will leave them square-eyed and their parents ho-humming.
The solution:Try a more traditional approach. The huge and elaborate Play-Doh Mega factory will keep them occupied for hours.
Â£30, toysdirect.com. Order by December 22.
Sanctuary Escape Spa Voucher
The situation:Youâve had a harrowing series of pre-Xmas rows with your lady.
The solution:A pamper-tastic sanctuary Escape spa Day voucher will make her forget your unfortunate slur on her motherâs sexual habits.
Â£199, the sanctuary.co.uk. Delivered instantly via email.
Tojiro Senkou Kitchen Knives
The situation:Youâre simply not equipped to carve your meat properly.
The solution:Heed advice from Blumenthal and pick up a Tojiro Senkou special five-piece knife set.
Â£570, knives.co.uk. Order by December 21.
Tom Smith Chairman's Choice Crackers
The situation:The table planâs sorted, but what about the crackers?
The solution:Eschew âthe flappy plastic goldfish of truthâ and go luxe. The Chairmanâs Choice crackers by Tom Smith contain high-class toys like a multi-tool and mini flask.
Â£60, gocrackers.co.uk. Order by December 19.
Wild Hibiscus Flowers in Syrup
The situation:You need a quick, generic, cheap present for a lady.
The solution:Fireboxâs ingenious gift-o-matic narrowed our search to a jar of Wild Hibiscus flowers, to be dunked in Champers. Obviously.
Â£11, firebox.com. Order by December 23.
Xbox Live 2100 Microsoft Points
The situation:A mate bought you a present. Reciprocation is needed.
The solution:Gift the man some Xbox joy. 2,100 Microsoft points for Xbox Live, to be precise.
Â£18, gamepointsnow.com. Delivered instantly via email.