3. Vivid Audio Giya G3

Half squid, half teardrop, full-blown badass loudspeaker, the new Giya G3 is a four-way unit capable of handling power up to 800RMS. There's no getting away from why you'd want this in your house, though – it's a massive talking point where you can ramble on for hours about its 'tapered tube loading, short-coil long-gap motor design'. Or, you could put on some Bauhaus and showcase the awesome sonics.

Price: $40,000 per pair, vividaudio.com  |  Best for: Psychedelic audio chat and equally mesmerising listening.