90. October 2012: LG UD 3D TV

Worried about your penis size? At the IFA tech expo, LG unveiled the UD 3D TV – the world’s first 84inch, consumer 3D telly for an instant extension. The “UD” bit stands for Ultra Definition, the 3840x2160, four times more HD than full HD known as 4K. A 50W sound system with dual subwoofers should please] audiophiles, but, X Factor remains crap no matter how big your TV’s screen and sound.

Price: £14,000 | LG.com/uk | Out now

Next October 2012: Sony Xperia Tablet S