55. Glugg water bottle

Styled after and made from the same aluminium as a fire extinguisher, this is just that bit more interesting than a two-litre, empty Tesco Spring bottle. It’s tough enough to survive outdoor rough-and-tumble, and a fold-out spout means it won’t leak in your bag. Just make sure no one confuses the actual fire extinguisher for it, or you’ll have very wet guests. Or a burned down house.

The clincher: Two words: curry night.

Price: £11

Link: http://www.firebox.com